The Grand Old Duke of York
(When the word " up" is sung, everyone stand up. When the word " down" is sung, everyone sit down. When the word "halfway up" is sung, everyone stands halfway up. Sing it through several times, each time getting faster..)

The Grand Old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up the Hill,
And marched them down again.
And when you're up, you're up;
And when you're down, you're down.
And when you're only halfway up.
You're neither up nor down.