The Grand Old Duke of
(When the word "
up" is sung, everyone stand up. When the word " down" is sung, everyone sit
down. When the word "halfway up" is sung, everyone stands halfway up. Sing it
through several times, each time getting faster..)
Grand Old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men.
He marched them up the Hill,
And marched them down again.
And when you're up, you're up;
And when you're down, you're down.
And when you're only halfway up.
You're neither up nor down.