Oh I Wish I Was …
(tune: If You're Happy and You Know It)

Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap
I’d go slippy slippy slidey
Over everybody’s hidey.
Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap.

Oh I wish I was a little foreign car
Oh I wish I was a little foreign car
I’d go speedy speedy speedy
Over everybody’s feety
Oh I wish I was a little foreign car.

Oh I wish I was a little bottle of pop
Oh I wish I was a little bottle of pop
I’d go down with a slurp
And come up with a burp
Oh I wish I was a little bottle of pop.

Oh I wish I was a little bitty birdie
Oh I wish I was a little bitty birdie
I’d fly up in the steeple
And phutt on all the people
Oh I wish I was a little bitty birdie

Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea
Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea
I’d go swimming in the nudie
Without my bathing suity
Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea

Oh I wish I was a little juicy orange
Oh I wish I was a little juicy orange
I’d go squirty squirty squirty
Over everybody’s shirty
Oh I wish I was a little juicy orange

Oh I wish I was a little hunk of mud
Oh I wish I was a little hunk of mud
I’d ooey and I’d gooey
Under everybody’s shoey
Oh I wish I was a little hunk of mud

Oh, I wish I was a little Girly Scouty, Girly Scouty,
Oh, I wish I was a little Girly Scouty, Girly Scouty,
I'd go tramp tramp tramp, through the Boy Scout Camp,
Oh, I wish I was a little Girly Scouty, Girly Scouty.