Do Your Ears Hang Low
(tune: Turkey in the Straw)

Do Your Ears Hang Low?
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie then in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder Like continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach the sky?
Do they droop when they’re wet?
Do they stiffen when they’re dry?
Can you signal to your neighbor with the minimum of labor?
Do your ears hang high?