Bug Juice
(tune: On Top of Old Smokey)

At camp with the Girl Scouts
They gave us a drink
We thought it was Kool-Aid
Because it was pink.
But the thing that they told us
Would have grossed out a moose
That great tasting pink drink
Was really bug juice!
It looks fresh and fruity
Like tasty Kool-Aid,
But the bugs that are in it
Were murdered with Raid!
We drank it by the gallons,
We drank it by tons.
But then the next morning,
We all had the runs.
Next time you drink bug juice,
And a fly drives you mad,
He's just getting even
'Cause you swallowed his dad!