I Wish I Was a Girl Scout Cookie
(tune: Oscar Mayer)
written by Junior Troop 499 of Mid-Continent GSC
when one of the girls accidentally asked a potential customer if she wanted to be Girl Scout Cookies instead of buy Girl Scout Cookies

Oh I wish I was a Girl Scout Cookie
That is what I'd truly like to be!
'Cause if I was a Girl Scout Cookie
Everyone would be in love with me.