(tune: The Suitors)

There are cookies in my den
6 or 8 or even 10
And my husband wants them out
Or at least that's what he shouts.
And I told him that I will
When the people get their fill.
I don't think he understands
When he makes such demands.
So now they are out
But I think he has his doubts
When all the Girl Scouts run in
And say they'd like to sell again.